\u2022 Drinking Coke out of a smelly can
\u2022 Quietly enjoying a bowl of soup and conversation when Howey starts making awful, loud, cat-in-horrific-pain noises, only to discover that he’s fighting with some stray cat through the front window
\u2022 Trying to sleep with a cat repeatedly shoving his paw in my face
\u2022 Waking up and coming downstairs to discover that the reason I woke up all tense and in a ball is because it’s 55 degrees in this shitty apartment
\u2022 Knowing that even if I turn the heater on full blast, it won’t even top 60 in the living room because our ventilation sucks
\u2022 Knowing for sure that I chose an industry and a profession that I won’t be able to retire in
\u2022 The fact that I still have not gotten my oil changed
\u2022 Wondering if this has anything to do with why my car hasn’t started the first time I’ve tried it for five straight days now
\u2022 Realizing that my teeth grinding habit happens while I’m awake, not when I’m asleep<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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