{"id":635,"date":"2005-12-12T18:19:00","date_gmt":"2005-12-12T18:19:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=635"},"modified":"2005-12-12T18:19:00","modified_gmt":"2005-12-12T18:19:00","slug":"brandon-we-found-the-apple-store","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/brandon-we-found-the-apple-store\/","title":{"rendered":"Brandon, we found the Apple store &#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1248\/288\/1600\/mail.0.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1248\/288\/320\/mail.0.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"ugly\" title=\"Wow, we're ugly\" \/><\/a><br \/><font SIZE=\"1\">Bizarro Carol Burnett and Jay Leno<\/font><\/p>\n<p>&#8230; and it&#8217;s as sparse and utilitarian as I could have imagined. <\/p>\n<p>The new iMacs come with a built-in camera and a program called Photo Booth, which lets you make silly pictures like the one above just by sitting in front of your computer and pressing a button. I also really love the new OSX Dashboard widgets and the Mighty Mouse. Apple, why are you constantly giving me object lust? <\/p>\n<p>Saturday morning, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonmorrison.com\" target=\"_blank\">Brandon<\/a> and I went downtown to look for apartments for him (in case he gets the job at the CA) and we had the pleasure of meeting the craziest leasing agent in the Mid-South. She went from perky to insane in about 10 minutes, and had one of those inappropriately timed laughs like crazy psychos tend to have. And she took about an hour, maybe an hour and a half, to show us two freaking units. So I&#8217;m afraid the  three-hour apartment hunt was a bit of a bust, but there will be other chances. <\/p>\n<p>So, B-Mo, let me know when you hear from the CA.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bizarro Carol Burnett and Jay Leno &#8230; and it&#8217;s as sparse and utilitarian as I could have imagined. The new iMacs come with a built-in camera and a program called Photo Booth, which lets you make silly pictures like the one above just by sitting in front of your computer and pressing a button. I also really love the new OSX Dashboard widgets and the Mighty Mouse. Apple, why are you constantly giving me object&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-635","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-af","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=635"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/635\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=635"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=635"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=635"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}