{"id":6500,"date":"2013-08-31T09:00:50","date_gmt":"2013-08-31T15:00:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=6500"},"modified":"2013-08-31T09:00:50","modified_gmt":"2013-08-31T15:00:50","slug":"augusts-horrifying-lesson","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/i-hatelove-nature\/augusts-horrifying-lesson\/","title":{"rendered":"August&#8217;s horrifying lesson"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I learned that if you don&#8217;t have your yard mowed for a month \u2014 a month full of plenty of rain and sunshine \u2014 your grass will grow tall and proud and dense. <\/p>\n<p>And do you know what loves to live in tall, proud, dense grass? Families of bunnies, that&#8217;s what. <\/p>\n<p>So when you finally have someone come cut your tall, proud, dense grass, they might accidentally discover and obliterate a family of bunnies with their lawn mower.<\/p>\n<p>So cut your damn grass every week, you lazy bastards. And tip your lawn guy extra if your negligence causes him to commit bunny manslaughter. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday I learned that if you don&#8217;t have your yard mowed for a month \u2014 a month full of plenty of rain and sunshine \u2014 your grass will grow tall and proud and dense. And do you know what loves to live in tall, proud, dense grass? Families of bunnies, that&#8217;s what. So when you finally have someone come cut your tall, proud, dense grass, they might accidentally discover and obliterate a family of bunnies&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[1982,1983,557],"class_list":["post-6500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-i-hatelove-nature","tag-bunnies","tag-horrible-stories","tag-nature"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1GQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6501,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6500\/revisions\/6501"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}