{"id":6527,"date":"2013-09-17T22:28:45","date_gmt":"2013-09-18T04:28:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=6527"},"modified":"2013-09-17T22:40:23","modified_gmt":"2013-09-18T04:40:23","slug":"stories-i-dont-even-have-to-make-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/dreams\/stories-i-dont-even-have-to-make-up\/","title":{"rendered":"Stories I don&#8217;t even have to make up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to start dream blogging again. <\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s a <a href=\"http:\/\/nocturnal-admissions.blogspot.com\/2008\/05\/i-had-another-night-packed-with-insane.html'\">delicious nugget<\/a> from a dream I had in 2008 that I had completely forgotten about:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>A very portly gentleman is telling me something about America and colonial political theory. He says, &#8220;Benjamin Franklin felt that everyone should be able to fly whatever kite they wanted, but that no one should be able to see your key.&#8221; He leans back and begins unbuckling his belt, and I freak out, thinking he&#8217;s some kind of perv. He reassures me that no, he just wants to show me his belly, which is portly because there&#8217;s a baby in there. He cups his right manboob and tells me that he&#8217;s lactating. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>How can you pass up that kind of quality content?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/nocturnal-admissions.blogspot.com\">Follow along<\/a>. Or, better yet, let me know if you want to contribute. Nocturnal Admissions was originally set up as a group blog and I&#8217;d adore it if it could pick back up as one.<\/p>\n<p>Comment here or email me: Theogeo at Gmail.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m going to start dream blogging again. Here&#8217;s a delicious nugget from a dream I had in 2008 that I had completely forgotten about: A very portly gentleman is telling me something about America and colonial political theory. He says, &#8220;Benjamin Franklin felt that everyone should be able to fly whatever kite they wanted, but that no one should be able to see your key.&#8221; He leans back and begins unbuckling his belt, and I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[164],"tags":[2204,1996,2197,1997],"class_list":["post-6527","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dreams","tag-blogging","tag-dreaming","tag-dreams","tag-nocturnal-admissions"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1Hh","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6527","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6527"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6527\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6530,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6527\/revisions\/6530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}