{"id":6618,"date":"2013-12-07T00:03:33","date_gmt":"2013-12-07T06:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=6618"},"modified":"2013-12-07T00:03:33","modified_gmt":"2013-12-07T06:03:33","slug":"toddler-comedy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/comedy\/toddler-comedy\/","title":{"rendered":"Toddler comedy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Internet, let me tell you a thing my two-year-old has done three times now in the past couple of weeks. The first time he did it, it was funny but I figured he was being sincere. The second time, it was funny and I thought it was a cute repeat. The third time, I realized this kid is yanking my chain.<\/p>\n<p>He will fart audibly, and then get super wide-eyed and look at me and say, &#8220;What was that?!&#8221; as if to cast blame elsewhere. <\/p>\n<p>Whut.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Internet, let me tell you a thing my two-year-old has done three times now in the past couple of weeks. The first time he did it, it was funny but I figured he was being sincere. The second time, it was funny and I thought it was a cute repeat. The third time, I realized this kid is yanking my chain. He will fart audibly, and then get super wide-eyed and look at me and&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[18,1880],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6618","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-comedy","category-holden"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1IK","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6618","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6618"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6618\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6619,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6618\/revisions\/6619"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6618"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6618"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6618"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}