{"id":6788,"date":"2014-05-12T07:43:16","date_gmt":"2014-05-12T13:43:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=6788"},"modified":"2014-05-12T07:43:16","modified_gmt":"2014-05-12T13:43:16","slug":"this-year-i-did-mothers-day-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/bitchy-mccomplainsalot\/this-year-i-did-mothers-day-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"This year, I did Mother&#8217;s Day wrong"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was settling in for a long-overdue nap when I got a text from a second team member calling out. I was unable to coax anyone into coming in for an OT shift so I got in the shower and went into the office myself. Then I got some news about the house in Memphis needing a major repair, for which I do not have the funds, so I contacted my mom to ask to borrow money.<\/p>\n<p>So, in conclusion: <\/p>\n<p>Next Mother&#8217;s Day, my goal is to not abandon my child to go to the office and to not call my mom and ask for money.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was settling in for a long-overdue nap when I got a text from a second team member calling out. I was unable to coax anyone into coming in for an OT shift so I got in the shower and went into the office myself. Then I got some news about the house in Memphis needing a major repair, for which I do not have the funds, so I contacted my mom to ask to&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[332,1884],"tags":[2064,1052,1132],"class_list":["post-6788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bitchy-mccomplainsalot","category-parenthood","tag-complaining","tag-mothers-day","tag-parenting"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1Lu","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6788"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6788\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6789,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6788\/revisions\/6789"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}