{"id":698,"date":"2006-01-14T07:59:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-14T07:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=698"},"modified":"2006-01-14T07:59:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-14T07:59:00","slug":"heres-one-way-to-ruin-a-day","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/heres-one-way-to-ruin-a-day\/","title":{"rendered":"Here&#8217;s one way to ruin a day"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1248\/288\/1600\/bill.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1248\/288\/400\/bill.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I live in an apartment, okay? Not a giant, drafty, Victorian house with a basement full of rows and rows of purple lights feeding troughs of pot plants.  <\/p>\n<p>Thanks, conveniently engineered energy crisis! You just dicked me out of nearly an entire paycheck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I live in an apartment, okay? Not a giant, drafty, Victorian house with a basement full of rows and rows of purple lights feeding troughs of pot plants. Thanks, conveniently engineered energy crisis! You just dicked me out of nearly an entire paycheck.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-698","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-bg","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=698"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/698\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=698"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=698"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=698"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}