{"id":6999,"date":"2015-01-04T13:28:37","date_gmt":"2015-01-04T19:28:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=6999"},"modified":"2015-01-04T13:30:36","modified_gmt":"2015-01-04T19:30:36","slug":"one-word-stories","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/writing\/one-word-stories\/","title":{"rendered":"One-word stories"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.onesentence.org\/\">One-sentence<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sixwordstories.net\/\">six-word stories<\/a> used to be the hot shit. That was a digital lifetime ago, when the average consumer still had time to oh my god I am boring myself with this intro. Too long, don&#8217;t read, let&#8217;s get to it!<\/p>\n<p>Here we have one-word stories, fully optimized for your tiny attention span. <\/p>\n<p>\u00bb Swindled!<\/p>\n<p>\u00bb Fuuuu-<\/p>\n<p>\u00bb Demilitarization&#8230;ish?<\/p>\n<p>\u00bb Yellowing.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bb Turnt.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bb Quack?<\/p>\n<p>\u00bb Bleeble-borp.<\/p>\n<p>\u00bb Gravity!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One-sentence and six-word stories used to be the hot shit. That was a digital lifetime ago, when the average consumer still had time to oh my god I am boring myself with this intro. Too long, don&#8217;t read, let&#8217;s get to it! Here we have one-word stories, fully optimized for your tiny attention span. \u00bb Swindled! \u00bb Fuuuu- \u00bb Demilitarization&#8230;ish? \u00bb Yellowing. \u00bb Turnt. \u00bb Quack? \u00bb Bleeble-borp. \u00bb Gravity!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[585],"tags":[2120,2259],"class_list":["post-6999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing","tag-one-word-stories","tag-writing"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1OT","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6999"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6999\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7001,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6999\/revisions\/7001"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}