{"id":701,"date":"2006-01-15T03:53:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-15T03:53:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=701"},"modified":"2006-01-15T03:53:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-15T03:53:00","slug":"fuck-the-bullshit-its-time-to-floss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/fuck-the-bullshit-its-time-to-floss\/","title":{"rendered":"Fuck the bullshit, it&#8217;s time to floss"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing my previous James Frey post, I just want to say this:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;FTBSITTTD&#8221; is the dumbest tattoo I have ever heard of, even if it stands for some kind of bad-ass mantra. Don&#8217;t care. Stupid, stupid, stupid. <\/p>\n<p>Which is why I&#8217;m glad it actually stands for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.themorningnews.org\/archives\/spoofs_satire\/time_to_floss.php\" target=\"_blank\">Forgetting to Brush Slowly Is The Trail (to) Tooth Decay,&#8221;<\/a> since Frey is apparently a dental hygiene nut. <\/p>\n<p>Yeah, I don&#8217;t really care if it&#8217;s true or not. I say Frey is fair game for whatever crazy bullshit we want to ascribe to him. Go <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/James_Frey\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> and log in and go nuts.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Continuing my previous James Frey post, I just want to say this: &#8220;FTBSITTTD&#8221; is the dumbest tattoo I have ever heard of, even if it stands for some kind of bad-ass mantra. Don&#8217;t care. Stupid, stupid, stupid. Which is why I&#8217;m glad it actually stands for Forgetting to Brush Slowly Is The Trail (to) Tooth Decay,&#8221; since Frey is apparently a dental hygiene nut. Yeah, I don&#8217;t really care if it&#8217;s true or not. I&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-701","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-bj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=701"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/701\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=701"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=701"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=701"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}