{"id":7019,"date":"2015-01-27T00:29:09","date_gmt":"2015-01-27T06:29:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=7019"},"modified":"2015-01-27T00:29:09","modified_gmt":"2015-01-27T06:29:09","slug":"bite-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/why-am-i-telling-you-this\/bite-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Bite it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Holden has taken to yelling, &#8220;Mama! Watch your tongue!&#8221; at me unprompted, many times a day. Even when I&#8217;m not saying anything inappropriate.<\/p>\n<p>And, as rude as he is, he&#8217;s right. The tongue is going to get me in trouble some day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Holden has taken to yelling, &#8220;Mama! Watch your tongue!&#8221; at me unprompted, many times a day. Even when I&#8217;m not saying anything inappropriate. And, as rude as he is, he&#8217;s right. The tongue is going to get me in trouble some day.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[355],"tags":[1881,1132],"class_list":["post-7019","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-why-am-i-telling-you-this","tag-holden-2","tag-parenting"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1Pd","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7019","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7019"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7019\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7020,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7019\/revisions\/7020"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7019"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7019"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7019"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}