{"id":730,"date":"2006-01-29T04:59:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-29T04:59:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=730"},"modified":"2006-01-29T04:59:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-29T04:59:00","slug":"fridays-feast-saturday-night-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/fridays-feast-saturday-night-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Friday’s Feast — Saturday night edition"},"content":{"rendered":"

A day late, lots of dollars short<\/a>. <\/p>\n

Appetizer<\/b>
Choose one: Popcorn, Pizza, Pretzels, Peanuts, or Pasta.<\/i>
Popcorn. Wish I had some now.<\/p>\n

Soup<\/b>
Describe your personality in terms of a particular vehicle.<\/i>
Oh, hell. Seriously? I’m not creative enough to fake it. I don’t know anything about cars of any type, nor do I care enough to ascribe my personality traits to any cars, or vice versa. So let’s just say I’m a lot like my car (2000 Oldsmobile Alero) in that there are several annoying cosmetic defects, and times when it just won’t get started when I need it to, but, on the whole it’s reliable and it gets me where I need to go. And there’s a lot of shit cluttering it up, just like there’s a lot of clutter in my cranium. <\/p>\n

Salad<\/b>
If you won a shopping spree, from which store would you want it to be?<\/i>
I hate the way this sentence is constructed, for the record. A year ago I might have said Target, but now I’m doing my best not to shop there. I’m going to have to go with J.R.<\/a> and say Best Buy, because there’s just. So. Much.<\/p>\n

Main Course<\/b>
Which television show re-runs do you enjoy watching?<\/i>
That ’70s Show<\/i> and The Cosby Show<\/i>. You already know about my Futurama<\/i> obsession. <\/p>\n

Dessert<\/b>
If you could look into the future, how far down the road would you like to see? 10 years? 100 years? A million?<\/i>
Ah, hell, let’s go with a million. I’d like to see what the next evolutionary rung looks like.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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