{"id":732,"date":"2006-01-31T20:23:00","date_gmt":"2006-01-31T20:23:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=732"},"modified":"2006-01-31T20:23:00","modified_gmt":"2006-01-31T20:23:00","slug":"the-irony-is-not-lost-on-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/the-irony-is-not-lost-on-me\/","title":{"rendered":"The irony is not lost on me"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today makes a full year I&#8217;ve been on the job. It also marks a whole year that I&#8217;ve not called in sick a single time. I&#8217;m particularly proud of this; I had a horrible attendence record in college, and had any of my professors stuck with their own &#8220;miss three classes and automatically fail&#8221; policies, I would not have a degree. <\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also been asked to stay on overtime tonight. Someone called in sick.<\/p>\n<p>Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today makes a full year I&#8217;ve been on the job. It also marks a whole year that I&#8217;ve not called in sick a single time. I&#8217;m particularly proud of this; I had a horrible attendence record in college, and had any of my professors stuck with their own &#8220;miss three classes and automatically fail&#8221; policies, I would not have a degree. I&#8217;ve also been asked to stay on overtime tonight. Someone called in sick. Heh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-732","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-bO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=732"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/732\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=732"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=732"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=732"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}