{"id":734,"date":"2006-02-02T05:22:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-02T05:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=734"},"modified":"2006-02-02T05:22:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-02T05:22:00","slug":"dispatches-from-the-future","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/dispatches-from-the-future\/","title":{"rendered":"Dispatches from the future"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Working in the news biz has totally fucked up my understanding of the space-time continuum. For example, I just asked a co-worker why we didn&#8217;t slap the Tennessee Bush speech story online last night instead of running it on the front page for tomorrow, seeing as how it&#8217;s old news. He was confused. With good reason.<\/p>\n<p><i>Because it didn&#8217;t happen until this afternoon<\/i>. <\/p>\n<p>However, to me, it feels like the Tennessee speech was yesterday and the SOTU was a week ago, because I&#8217;m operating several days ahead of reality and every Bush speech tends to freaking run together and form one colossal black hole of suck.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t mind me. I&#8217;ll be rocking myself to sleep in the corner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Working in the news biz has totally fucked up my understanding of the space-time continuum. For example, I just asked a co-worker why we didn&#8217;t slap the Tennessee Bush speech story online last night instead of running it on the front page for tomorrow, seeing as how it&#8217;s old news. He was confused. With good reason. Because it didn&#8217;t happen until this afternoon. However, to me, it feels like the Tennessee speech was yesterday and&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-734","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-bQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=734"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/734\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=734"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=734"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=734"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}