{"id":740,"date":"2006-02-07T18:48:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-07T18:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=740"},"modified":"2006-02-07T18:48:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-07T18:48:00","slug":"another-day-another-lame-jab-at-netscape","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/another-day-another-lame-jab-at-netscape\/","title":{"rendered":"Another day, another lame jab at Netscape"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><blink>I&#8217;m on my lunch break again. Today we learned how to insert animated gifs onto pages. I put a trio of monkeys beside a waving American flag. It wasn&#8217;t my cool post-modern statement on American intellect. It was the assignment.<\/p>\n<p>We also learned about the blink tag, which didn&#8217;t work for us. I Googled it and found out that it doesn&#8217;t work because it&#8217;s been deprecated by all but Navigator.<\/p>\n<p>So, yeah. I don&#8217;t know why we even bothered learning it. Just to prove I know it, this entire entry is in blink format, for all my Navigator-loving readers. The whole damned thing will blink off and on. Now THAT&#8217;s Web 1.0!<\/p>\n<p><marquee> But aren&#8217;t you glad I learned how to marquee? Shoot me. <\/marquee><\/p>\n<p>Seriously, I looked at the book we&#8217;re using as a text and it was copyrighted way back in 2000. That&#8217;s, like, decades ago in web years. But I&#8217;m not complaining. When we resume after lunch, we&#8217;re going to talk tables and frames. And I&#8217;m not really all that good at either. So, yeah. I&#8217;ll be designing like it&#8217;s 1999 in no time!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m on my lunch break again. Today we learned how to insert animated gifs onto pages. I put a trio of monkeys beside a waving American flag. It wasn&#8217;t my cool post-modern statement on American intellect. It was the assignment. We also learned about the blink tag, which didn&#8217;t work for us. I Googled it and found out that it doesn&#8217;t work because it&#8217;s been deprecated by all but Navigator. So, yeah. I don&#8217;t know&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-bW","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}