Here, businessmen and government officials can sample the organs of yaks, donkeys, oxen and even seals. In fact, they have to, since they form part of every dish – except for those containing testicles.<\/p>\n
“This is my third visit,” said one customer, Liu Qiang. “Of course, there are other restaurants that serve the bian [penis] of individual animals. But this is the first that brings them all together.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Truly, a penis restaurant is niche marketing at its finest. <\/p>\n
Ms Liu confessed that the restaurant was an unusual place to work. This is partly because of her training – she has to recite tales proving the vigour of the animals in question as they are being eaten – and partly because of the interaction with the clientele. “I did find it embarrassing at first,” she said. “And sometimes the customers take advantage of me by asking rude questions.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
It strikes me as odd that the weirdest part about working at a penis restaurant would be telling dirty stories about the animals and deflecting dirty jokes from asshole businessmen sitting around eating animal dicks.<\/p>\n
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