{"id":762,"date":"2006-02-23T05:38:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-23T05:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=762"},"modified":"2006-02-23T05:38:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-23T05:38:00","slug":"my-eyeballs-just-threw-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/my-eyeballs-just-threw-up\/","title":{"rendered":"My eyeballs just threw up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1248\/288\/1600\/budugly.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1248\/288\/400\/budugly.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/><font SIZE=\"1\">William S. Burroughs&#8217; <i>Naked Lunch<\/i> as interpreted through web design.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m back online, bitches! And to celebrate my official re-entry into the cyberworld, I want everyone to go visit <a href=\"http:\/\/www.budugly.com\/archivebud\/bud9806\/bud.html\" target=\"_blank\">this hilarious site<\/a>, which is a sincere celebration of all things internetty.<\/p>\n<p>Also, it&#8217;s a joke, so don&#8217;t you go thinkin&#8217; it&#8217;s a serious site.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>William S. Burroughs&#8217; Naked Lunch as interpreted through web design. I&#8217;m back online, bitches! And to celebrate my official re-entry into the cyberworld, I want everyone to go visit this hilarious site, which is a sincere celebration of all things internetty. Also, it&#8217;s a joke, so don&#8217;t you go thinkin&#8217; it&#8217;s a serious site.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-762","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-ci","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=762"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/762\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=762"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=762"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=762"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}