{"id":7657,"date":"2018-09-01T13:27:11","date_gmt":"2018-09-01T19:27:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=7657"},"modified":"2018-09-01T13:33:31","modified_gmt":"2018-09-01T19:33:31","slug":"reasons-your-dog-is-waking-you-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/randomosity\/reasons-your-dog-is-waking-you-up-in-the-middle-of-the-night\/","title":{"rendered":"Reasons your dog is waking you up in the middle of the night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a data-flickr-embed=\"true\"  href=\"https:\/\/www.flickr.com\/photos\/theogeo\/43842037842\/in\/dateposted\/\" title=\"Untitled\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/farm2.staticflickr.com\/1773\/43842037842_f1415db886_z.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"480\" alt=\"Untitled\"><\/a><\/p>\n<p>1. She has to pee.<br \/>\n2. She wants you to think she has to pee. She does not, sucker!<br \/>\n3. Another dog exists somewhere outside, she&#8217;s sure of it.<br \/>\n4. She is a machine that runs on love and attention and if her love input meter runs too low she will die, literally die, at 4 a.m.<br \/>\n5. The best stick chewing happens between 4:30 and 5 a.m. and she needs you to facilitate that by opening the door.<br \/>\n6. She thinks your snoring is growling and it makes her feisty.<br \/>\n7. She has doggy amnesia and forgets every night at midnight that she is not allowed in the bed.<br \/>\n8. She&#8217;s interested in hearing about the dream of yours she just interrupted.<br \/>\n9. She wants to chew on her bone but it&#8217;s not fun unless you&#8217;re watching because she&#8217;s a little bit of an exhibitionist.<br \/>\n10. She has not made any new friends in HOURS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. She has to pee. 2. She wants you to think she has to pee. She does not, sucker! 3. Another dog exists somewhere outside, she&#8217;s sure of it. 4. She is a machine that runs on love and attention and if her love input meter runs too low she will die, literally die, at 4 a.m. 5. The best stick chewing happens between 4:30 and 5 a.m. and she needs you to facilitate that&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":7660,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[68],"tags":[2173,2362],"class_list":["post-7657","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-randomosity","tag-dogs","tag-sandy"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/28968535207_02c1ef7c34_k-1.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-1Zv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7657","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=7657"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7657\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7659,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/7657\/revisions\/7659"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/7660"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=7657"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=7657"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=7657"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}