{"id":768,"date":"2006-02-25T23:16:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-25T23:16:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=768"},"modified":"2006-02-25T23:16:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-25T23:16:00","slug":"rip-it-in-the-bud-andy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/rip-it-in-the-bud-andy\/","title":{"rendered":"R.I.P. it in the bud, Andy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.jumptheshark.com\/xsl.jpg\"><br \/><font SIZE=\"1\">Barney, we hardly knew ye.<\/font><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.latimes.com\/news\/nationworld\/nation\/la-na-donknotts-obit,0,6517299.story?coll=la-home-headlines\" target=\"_blank\">Don Knotts has died<\/a>. The headline coming across the wire says &#8220;Actor Don Knotts dies at 81; made being a nerd OK,&#8221; which is fitting enough, I guess, but still seems odd for an obit. My headline for this entry, however, is much worse, but I apologize for nothing.<\/p>\n<p>May he forever enjoy the leisure suits and precincts in the sky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Barney, we hardly knew ye. Don Knotts has died. The headline coming across the wire says &#8220;Actor Don Knotts dies at 81; made being a nerd OK,&#8221; which is fitting enough, I guess, but still seems odd for an obit. My headline for this entry, however, is much worse, but I apologize for nothing. May he forever enjoy the leisure suits and precincts in the sky.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-768","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-co","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=768"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/768\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=768"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=768"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=768"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}