{"id":794,"date":"2006-03-12T16:01:00","date_gmt":"2006-03-12T16:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=794"},"modified":"2006-03-12T16:01:00","modified_gmt":"2006-03-12T16:01:00","slug":"nifty-fifty","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/nifty-fifty\/","title":{"rendered":"Nifty fifty"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\" href=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1248\/288\/1600\/momweb.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;\" src=\"http:\/\/photos1.blogger.com\/blogger\/1248\/288\/320\/momweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a><br \/><font SIZE=\"1\">This is the most &#8217;70s photo I&#8217;ve ever seen.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>This is my mom. She turns 50 today. I had to lie to her yesterday and tell her I was called in to work overtime today, which was tough, because I&#8217;m not a good liar. I hope she doesn&#8217;t read this blog, because I&#8217;m actually driving in to surprise her. My sister and brother are taking her out to dinner at the River Heights Cafe, and mom doesn&#8217;t know I&#8217;ll be there. I don&#8217;t think she knows we&#8217;re going to decorate the place with black flowers, either. Or that some other people are coming.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is the most &#8217;70s photo I&#8217;ve ever seen. This is my mom. She turns 50 today. I had to lie to her yesterday and tell her I was called in to work overtime today, which was tough, because I&#8217;m not a good liar. I hope she doesn&#8217;t read this blog, because I&#8217;m actually driving in to surprise her. My sister and brother are taking her out to dinner at the River Heights Cafe, and&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-cO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}