I just saw the neighbor whose balcony is covered with random shit that never moves. <\/p>\n
I was clicking around the internets when I heard some cardboard rippage and turned to see if it was ferret mischief. I happened to catch a glimpse of her through my open door, which looks directly at her balcony. She was sitting in her doorway, opening some sort of package. <\/p>\n
I didn’t stare, but it looked like she was about my age, with reddish, center-parted hair. <\/p>\n
This is exciting because I was beginning to wonder if anyone even lived over there, or if there it was just an unclaimed balcony with a bunch of random crap and the occasional cat on it.<\/p>\n
I’m not positive, but it looks like she left the cardboard wrapping out there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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