{"id":831,"date":"2006-04-03T19:24:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-03T19:24:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=831"},"modified":"2006-04-03T19:24:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-03T19:24:00","slug":"in-which-i-talk-about-old-people-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/in-which-i-talk-about-old-people-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"In which I talk about old-people stuff"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The weather is so, so nice. I&#8217;m stuck inside, though, because I went to the eye doctor this morning and she dilated my pupils and I had to wear some of those ridiculous &#8220;sunglasses&#8221; so I wouldn&#8217;t go blind upon stepping outside and seeing the sun glinting off of all the cars in the lot. <\/p>\n<p>It was the first time I&#8217;d ever been to this eye doctor. Her exam room was stocked with all this crazy technology I&#8217;d never had used on me before. There was a weird blue laser probe thing this machine pressed to my pupils when they were good and numb. One machine targeted my pupils with digital red crosshatches. Why? Who knows.<\/p>\n<p>My longtime eye doctor back in Selmer (yes, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.signonsandiego.com\/news\/nation\/20060401-1038-pastorslain.html\" target=\"_blank\">that Selmer<\/a>) used equipment from 1899. <\/p>\n<p>I went to another doctor in East Memphis when I lived out that way last year. He was in Pearle Vision in the Hickory Ridge Mall, and I never really trusted him, even when he showed me charts that clearly said the $200 contacts he was trying to sell me would help my eyes get more oxygen, which would help halt my sight deterioriation. <\/p>\n<p>Well, I made that $200 box of contacts last an entire year. I&#8217;ve been on the last pair for a good month or two now. My new doctor was not amused. She scolded me and told me to give my eyes a rest and wear my glasses more often. I didn&#8217;t try to explain to her that I don&#8217;t wear them more often because the prescription in them is at least three or four years old (which, for me, means they&#8217;re nearing a state of total uselessness) and I can&#8217;t afford to get new lenses because my vision benefit (which I am completely grateful for; insurance rules) is eaten up by the cost of the exam and the contacts. <\/p>\n<p>But there&#8217;s good news &#8230; sort of. It turns out that nothing will stop the deterioration of my sight; steadily getting worse over time is normal for near-sighted schmucks like me. So I don&#8217;t need $200 lenses, which, she says, allow less water content and thus <i>reduce<\/i> the oxygen transferred to the eye (the opposite of what my other doctor had told me). So she&#8217;s putting me back in Acuvue lenses (what I grew up using), which are a lot cheaper than the ones the other doctor had talked me into buying. So maybe some new glasses will follow. <\/p>\n<p>Come back tomorrow and I&#8217;ll tell you all about my trip to the post office and the arthritis in my hip that&#8217;s been acting up. Yeesh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The weather is so, so nice. I&#8217;m stuck inside, though, because I went to the eye doctor this morning and she dilated my pupils and I had to wear some of those ridiculous &#8220;sunglasses&#8221; so I wouldn&#8217;t go blind upon stepping outside and seeing the sun glinting off of all the cars in the lot. It was the first time I&#8217;d ever been to this eye doctor. 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