{"id":847,"date":"2006-04-12T17:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-04-12T17:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=847"},"modified":"2006-04-12T17:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-04-12T17:46:00","slug":"still-no-cure-for-cancer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/still-no-cure-for-cancer\/","title":{"rendered":"Still no cure for cancer"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>But you can bet researchers are working hard to determine <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sundaytimes.news.com.au\/common\/story_page\/0,7034,18752304%5E950,00.html\" target=\"_blank\">the equation for the perfect ass<\/a>. <\/p>\n<blockquote><p> The magical figures are (S+C) x (B+F)\/T = V. Though the equation looks rather complicated, it is, according to the scientist, simple.<\/p>\n<p>It assesses shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry \u2013 all factors that add up to the bottom line.<\/p>\n<p>S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular wobble or bounce, while F records the firmness.<\/p>\n<p>V is the hip to waist ratio, or symmetry of the bottom, and T measures the skin texture and presence of cellulite. <\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin,&#8221; Dr Holmes said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Slender thighs and a hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well perfectly.&#8221;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Does this formula apply to men&#8217;s asses, or does no one care? There&#8217;s no hairiness variable, so &#8230;<\/p>\n<p>(HT: <a href=\"http:\/\/blogs.commercialappeal.com\/scene\/archives\/2006\/04\/the_perfect_azz.html\" target=\"_blank\">Memphis Scene<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>But you can bet researchers are working hard to determine the equation for the perfect ass. The magical figures are (S+C) x (B+F)\/T = V. Though the equation looks rather complicated, it is, according to the scientist, simple. It assesses shape, bounce, firmness and symmetry \u2013 all factors that add up to the bottom line. S is the overall shape or droopiness of the bottom, C represents how spherical the buttocks are, B measures muscular&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-847","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-dF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=847"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/847\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=847"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=847"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=847"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}