Today we’re going to have a record high in Memphis \u2014 90 degrees. <\/p>\n
Bring it on, I say. As the ozone layer depletes, I am going to be able to get a helluva tan just by peeking out the window. A Paris Hilton tan \u2014 all nice and golden orange, like I’ve just walked through a shower of glittery radioactive particles that are bouncing their way around my cells, killing me slowly.<\/p>\n
I tried my hand at re-potting one of the plants that nearly died while I was gone. I bought a cute yellow pot and some potting soil at Home Depot this morning. I’m a pretty miserable gardener and I doubt I did anything but traumatize the poor thing by ripping it out of its plastic container and shoving it into a ceramic pot with some unfamiliar soil. <\/p>\n
But, hey, at least I touched some dirt. That’s kind of a big deal for me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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