That’s not true. If ever there was proof that female genitals don’t automatically make you Susie Homemaker, I’m it. <\/p>\n
So, hooray:<\/p>\n
1. I cooked lunch yesterday \u2014 beef taco salad, again \u2014 and it was much better than the first time I tried my hand at it. And it got Phil’s seal of approval, so it had to be decent. <\/p>\n
1. I bought some more plants (three alien-looking Bromelia variations and one small, leafy, hot pink number) and some cute pots for the balcony. I’ve got an elaborate potting and re-potting scheme planned for one day this weekend. When I get my little balcony garden complete, I’ll make some flower porn for and post it. But it’ll be nowhere near as good as the flower porn at Sugarfused<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" That’s not true. If ever there was proof that female genitals don’t automatically make you Susie Homemaker, I’m it. So, hooray: 1. I cooked lunch yesterday \u2014 beef taco salad, again \u2014 and it was much better than the first time I tried my hand at it. And it got Phil’s seal of approval, so it had to be decent. 1. I bought some more plants (three alien-looking Bromelia variations and one small, leafy, hot… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-868","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-e0","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=868"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/868\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=868"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=868"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=868"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}