{"id":888,"date":"2006-05-01T17:25:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-01T17:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=888"},"modified":"2006-05-01T17:25:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-01T17:25:00","slug":"i-would-marry-stephen-colbert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/i-would-marry-stephen-colbert\/","title":{"rendered":"I would marry Stephen Colbert"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img SRC=\"http:\/\/www.avclub.com\/content\/files\/images\/F_color_web-t.frontpage_featured.jpg\"><br \/><font SIZE=\"1\">My favorite Frenchman.<\/font><\/p>\n<p>If he&#8217;d have me. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/salon.com\/ent\/video_dog\/politics\/2006\/04\/30\/colbert_press\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">Seriously<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>My love for him rivals Amanda&#8217;s. (Amanda, do you still pine for Mr. Colbert?)<\/p>\n<p>Colbert knew he had one shot to do this, and he went <a href=\"http:\/\/salon.com\/ent\/video_dog\/politics\/2006\/04\/30\/colbert_white_house\/index.html\" target=\"_blank\">balls to the wall<\/a> (what does that mean, anyway?) and he&#8217;ll <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediainfo.com\/eandp\/news\/article_display.jsp?vnu_content_id=1002425363\" target=\"_blank\">never be asked to do it again<\/a>. <\/p>\n<p>Because it was brilliant.   <\/p>\n<p>Check out C-Span&#8217;s coverage <a href=\"http:\/\/www.c-span.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">here<\/a> (I think those Salon links are subscription only). <a href=\"http:\/\/dailykos.com\/storyonly\/2006\/4\/30\/1441\/59811?q=mx\" target=\"_blank\">Here<\/a>&#8216;s a transcript.<\/p>\n<p><b>Update:<\/b> &#8220;Balls to the wall&#8221; etymology <a href=\"http:\/\/www.urbandictionary.com\/define.php?term=balls+to+the+wall\" target=\"_blank\">defined<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My favorite Frenchman. If he&#8217;d have me. Seriously. My love for him rivals Amanda&#8217;s. (Amanda, do you still pine for Mr. Colbert?) Colbert knew he had one shot to do this, and he went balls to the wall (what does that mean, anyway?) and he&#8217;ll never be asked to do it again. Because it was brilliant. Check out C-Span&#8217;s coverage here (I think those Salon links are subscription only). Here&#8216;s a transcript. Update: &#8220;Balls to&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-888","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-ek","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/888","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=888"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/888\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=888"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=888"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=888"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}