{"id":937,"date":"2006-07-21T03:04:00","date_gmt":"2006-07-21T03:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=937"},"modified":"2006-07-21T03:04:00","modified_gmt":"2006-07-21T03:04:00","slug":"brandons-birfday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/brandons-birfday\/","title":{"rendered":"Brandon&#8217;s birfday"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.brandonmorrison.com\/brandonian\/index.php\" target=\"_blank\">B-Mo 2.0&#8217;s<\/a>* birthday!<\/p>\n<p>I really wish I could break out with a funny programming joke or even write some shit in binary code, but, alas, I am dumb as a rock.<\/p>\n<p>\/but I can do this<br \/>\/\/for, like, as long as I want<br \/>\/\/\/and it just gets hilariouser and hilariouser!<\/p>\n<p>*<font size=\"1\">Gotta go with B-Mo 2.0 because B-Mo is already <a href=\"http:\/\/busymom.net\" target=\"_blank\">taken<\/a>.<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is B-Mo 2.0&#8217;s* birthday! I really wish I could break out with a funny programming joke or even write some shit in binary code, but, alas, I am dumb as a rock. \/but I can do this\/\/for, like, as long as I want\/\/\/and it just gets hilariouser and hilariouser! *Gotta go with B-Mo 2.0 because B-Mo is already taken.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-f7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=937"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}