{"id":97,"date":"2004-04-24T19:17:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-24T19:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=97"},"modified":"2008-12-23T20:50:06","modified_gmt":"2008-12-24T02:50:06","slug":"97","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/97\/","title":{"rendered":"Wimps and posers, leave the hall"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em>Today I am<\/em><br \/>\n<br \/>+ Wearing jeans with a rip in the knee. Ah, the battlescars earned from chasing ferrets in the park and tripping over cheap flip-flops.<br \/>\n<br \/>+ Procrastinating and not writing my Kubrick paper on <em>Eyes Wide Shut<\/em>.<br \/>\n<br \/>+ More pale than I&#8217;ve ever been before.<br \/>\n<br \/>+ Thinking of dyeing my hair black so the pale skin looks intentional.<br \/>\n<br \/>+ Updating <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geocities.com\/swish413.geo\">SWISH<\/a>&#8216;s Web site because it looks like ass.<br \/>\n<br \/>+ Not surprised that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.kevinrose.com\">Kevin Rose<\/a> is in love with <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sarahlane.com\">Sarah Lane<\/a> and not me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today I am + Wearing jeans with a rip in the knee. Ah, the battlescars earned from chasing ferrets in the park and tripping over cheap flip-flops. + Procrastinating and not writing my Kubrick paper on Eyes Wide Shut. + More pale than I&#8217;ve ever been before. + Thinking of dyeing my hair black so the pale skin looks intentional. + Updating SWISH&#8216;s Web site because it looks like ass. + Not surprised that Kevin&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s1jWWl-97","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}