{"id":970,"date":"2006-08-10T05:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-10T05:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=970"},"modified":"2006-08-10T05:08:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-10T05:08:00","slug":"oh-your-god","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/oh-your-god\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh. Your. God."},"content":{"rendered":"

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“Everybody’s a jerk. You, me, this jerk.”<\/font><\/p>\n

This Bender costume<\/a> is awesome, and it’s got me thinking ’bout Halloween (though not quite to the admirable degree of Mz. Jag<\/a>, who is gearing up to throw the crunkest — yes, I said crunkest — H’ween party ever) and possibly maybe dressing up this year perhaps. <\/p>\n

(Possibly maybe perhaps not, as I’ll probably be working on Halloween night. But it’s fun to dream.)<\/p>\n

Last year’s H’ween night adventures were quite tame<\/a>, though I did get a kick out of making the window decorations<\/a> and carving the pumpkin<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Maybe this year’s festivities won’t fizzle out and end with me eating a bag of leftover Twix minis.<\/p>\n

(Bender costume HT: Fark<\/a>)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“Everybody’s a jerk. You, me, this jerk.” This Bender costume is awesome, and it’s got me thinking ’bout Halloween (though not quite to the admirable degree of Mz. Jag, who is gearing up to throw the crunkest — yes, I said crunkest — H’ween party ever) and possibly maybe dressing up this year perhaps. (Possibly maybe perhaps not, as I’ll probably be working on Halloween night. But it’s fun to dream.) Last year’s H’ween night… <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-970","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-fE","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=970"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/970\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=970"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=970"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=970"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}