{"id":999,"date":"2006-08-30T05:29:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-30T05:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/?p=999"},"modified":"2006-08-30T05:29:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-30T05:29:00","slug":"phil-needs-a-blog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/uncategorized\/phil-needs-a-blog\/","title":{"rendered":"Phil needs a blog"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, an <a href=\"http:\/\/valleyofdyingstars.blogspot.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">active one<\/a>, at least. Because he called me up at work to tell me to find something about the woman with the pickle phobia and post it for my mini-audience. He was positively giddy about the spectacle of freakishness he&#8217;d witnessed on daytime TV, and that kind of enthusiasm would translate into a hell of a blog if he authored it and injected his patented weird Philness about Reptilians and crop circles and the Great Magnet.<\/p>\n<p>So here&#8217;s what he was giddy about (which I have a vague memory of seeing on the interwebs several months ago, so this must have been a Labor Day week Maury rerun):<\/p>\n<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/tUk_3eKL9Xk\"><\/param><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m reticent to make fun of this poor woman; she&#8217;s doing a good job of faking it if it&#8217;s not real fear making her run literally out of her shoes. But how ridiculous. Pickles! Especially when the kosher ones are so yummy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, an active one, at least. Because he called me up at work to tell me to find something about the woman with the pickle phobia and post it for my mini-audience. He was positively giddy about the spectacle of freakishness he&#8217;d witnessed on daytime TV, and that kind of enthusiasm would translate into a hell of a blog if he authored it and injected his patented weird Philness about Reptilians and crop circles and&hellip; <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-999","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1jWWl-g7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=999"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/999\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=999"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=999"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=999"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}