A play
[The Boyfriend Formerly Known as Manfred* enters room]
Me, to BFKM while stroking Jack, who had come to sit next to me while BFKM was out of the room: We’re in love.
BFKM: [Shocked face]
Me: Mmm hmm. We’re getting married. Show him the ring you got me, kitty. [Whispers] It’s a milk top ring!
BFKM: Well, fine. That’s okay because I have been having a torrid affair with Miss Kitty.
Me: [Shocked face]
* BFKM does not care for the moniker “Manfred,” proving that he is a Communist.
I was afraid of this.
That’s all I’m sayin’.
She’s sexy, but I didn’t realize HOW sexy. Sigh.