{"id":191,"date":"2014-01-21T08:46:30","date_gmt":"2014-01-21T14:46:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/?p=191"},"modified":"2014-01-21T08:46:30","modified_gmt":"2014-01-21T14:46:30","slug":"turn-that-glower-into-a-flower-its-too-early-for-cute-titles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/2014\/01\/21\/turn-that-glower-into-a-flower-its-too-early-for-cute-titles\/","title":{"rendered":"Turn that glower &#8230; into a flower? It&#8217;s too early for cute titles."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/il_570xN.553660886_3mpy.jpg\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" data-attachment-id=\"192\" data-permalink=\"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/2014\/01\/21\/turn-that-glower-into-a-flower-its-too-early-for-cute-titles\/il_570xn-553660886_3mpy\/\" data-orig-file=\"https:\/\/www.theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/il_570xN.553660886_3mpy.jpg\" data-orig-size=\"570,544\" data-comments-opened=\"1\" data-image-meta=\"{&quot;aperture&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;credit&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;camera&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;caption&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;created_timestamp&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;copyright&quot;:&quot;&quot;,&quot;focal_length&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;iso&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;shutter_speed&quot;:&quot;0&quot;,&quot;title&quot;:&quot;&quot;}\" data-image-title=\"il_570xN.553660886_3mpy\" data-image-description=\"\" data-image-caption=\"\" data-medium-file=\"https:\/\/www.theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/il_570xN.553660886_3mpy-300x286.jpg\" data-large-file=\"https:\/\/www.theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/il_570xN.553660886_3mpy.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/il_570xN.553660886_3mpy.jpg\" alt=\"il_570xN.553660886_3mpy\" width=\"570\" height=\"544\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/il_570xN.553660886_3mpy.jpg 570w, https:\/\/www.theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/01\/il_570xN.553660886_3mpy-300x286.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 570px) 100vw, 570px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Got a <a href=\"https:\/\/www.etsy.com\/listing\/176530535\/why-the-long-face-horse-card-folded-card?ref=shop_home_active_1\">fun new glossy greeting card<\/a> up in the shop!<\/p>\n<p>This is a photograph of one of the many horses my family has had on its farm over the years. I used to like to go out there and feed them weeds or leaves or animal crackers and try to take pictures of them eating from weird angles. I always got some good comedy out of the experience and learned that horses should probably go to the dentist more often.<\/p>\n<p>This is a glossy card, which means it&#8217;s got a really nice sheen to it on the front and back, but it&#8217;s matte inside so you can write your greeting with ease and you won&#8217;t get smeared ink everywhere! The listing is for card + envelope but I could definitely see selling these in bundles of six, because how could you possibly send just one? <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Got a fun new glossy greeting card up in the shop! This is a photograph of one of the many horses my family has had on its farm over the years. I used to like to go out there and feed them weeds or leaves or animal crackers and try to take pictures of them [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false},"version":2},"_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2RFFv-35","jetpack_likes_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=191"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":193,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/191\/revisions\/193"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=191"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=191"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theogeo.com\/eyedotcreative\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=191"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}