Memphis Zombie Massacre

Battle on Beale?

It looks as though Memphis’ undead uprising these past few years has caught the attention of a group of folks who, according to their MySpace page, want to “shoot ’em in the head.”

Their “about me”:

The Shelby Metro Zombie Response Unit is a group of like minded individual with one common goal:To be prepared in the likely event of a zombie outbreak.

These kids even have a password-protected bulletin board site, with topics like “blunt objects,” “firearms,” and “sharp objects.”

Oh my. This is going to be interesting.

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3 thoughts on “Battle on Beale?”

  1. I’ve been keeping an eye on those SMZRU guys. Very alpha male. My associate, Doctor Toboggans things he can talk them into a nonviolent resolution but I’m not holding my breath.

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