I hate/love nature project 365 (2009)

Day 156: Nest

Lately I’ve been paying some attention to my long-neglected balcony. I really don’t spend enough time out there, and it’s probably because it’s filthy most of the time. (And also because a huge spider lives in one of the brick columns and I’m convinced he’s going to pounce on my face and suck my brain out through my eye sockets if I hang out there too much.) I love all my smoker friends, but they…

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project 365 (2009) shopping the family

Day 154: New Boot Goofin’ POSTPONED

One thing I inherited from my dad is a set of rock-hard badass calf muscles with which I can snap any man’s neck should he get out of line. Sadly, this superpower also means that many tall boots made for mere mortals won’t fit comfortably on me. These lovely Kamiks and I just weren’t meant to be, it seems. They’re just snug enough to really be annoying (and to completely prevent tucking any pants, should…

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friends

Me + booze x internet access = not a good scene

1:25 AM me: wtf happenednef? Nick: nothing just saying if everything goes awful me: you and jr are simulanaeoouslyonfsusuoud Nick: did you im the wrong person? me: i habe no idea; i am wasted Nick: you kids and your drinking i got a new nancyboy newsletter me: fobsk off 0r 3htwhatevs Nick: you’re too drunk to type im saving this me: i am too\ Nick: did you see a show? me: no, save it. i…

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