Day 202 — Cardinal
[for Saturday, July 21] Alternate title: “Man, I really need a zoom lens.” Project 365
[for Saturday, July 21] Alternate title: “Man, I really need a zoom lens.” Project 365
[for Friday, July 20] Because you care, I thought it might be a perfect time to mention that Ms. Gassy’s gastrointestinal problems seem to have calmed a bit, and by “a bit,” I mean, “I haven’t smelled a Sally fart in DAYS now!” So that’s awesome. I can only attribute this positive development to the fact that I am now feeding the kitties the very expensive but very nutritious Science Diet dry food, which they…
If I have suddenly developed a problem (and by “problem,” I mean I’ve seen two in the past week) with huge, slow flies in the apartment, does this mean I have a problem with huge, slow maggots somewhere?
After work I hopped over the bridge and tried to reason my way toward the West Memphis Wal-Mart (not such a good strategy in retrospect, because, while you’d think we’d have evolved by now to be able to sense Wal-Mart, it just didn’t work that way for me). A smarter person would have printed out directions or at least looked at them before embarking on the road trip, but, chickens, I am not a smarter…
I had a shitty, shitty night at work. It was almost like I was a n00b again. It was one of those nights when you don’t just fuck up one thing, you fuck up lots. All late in the night where it’s a crunch to fix your blatant, embarrassing errors. One minute you’re cruising, outputting pages, and the next minute your boss is having to call the press room to see if they can save…
I just watched Sally catch a fly — WITH ONE PAW.
Your Girl Parts Are Named: Bitchcake Girl Parts Name Generator Haaa haaaaaa. Yeah. HT: Women’s Health News
There are lots of creative things on my plate that I’m working through. Suddenly all these feelings of foreboding and inadequacy that I struggled with in college are coming flooding back. Deadlines and the thought of being judged by peers and superiors. It sucks. I wish I could say I thrive on that kind of thing, but not when it comes to areas where I feel like I need a lot of work.
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