If I had a yard…
I’d have a hammock. And I’d be in it. Right now.
Author: theogeo
Cats. Typefaces. Bad jokes.
project 365
Day 80 — Zebradiator
Alternate title: Striped (with) Radiation ATHF fans unite! Project 365
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A man named Jupiter from a place called Nova
Phone rings. Me: Hello? Phil: Hey. What are you doing? Me: Photoshoppin’ stuff. Phil: I tried to call you earlier but didn’t get through. Me: Oh, my music’s up. Probably didn’t hear it. Phil: I have a funny story for you. I think I was abducted last night. Me: Oh, god. Phil: I woke up this morning and— Me: Your butt was bleeding? Phil: Ha, no. I went to bed last night and when I…
project 365
Day 79 — Haircut
It will not look or smell like this tomorrow or the next day or any day after that. So I guess I’d better enjoy it. Thanks, Wilfredo. Project 365
birthdays the family
Phoning it in
Me: Hellooo! Patrick: Hello? Me: Hey!!! Patrick: Hi. Me: What are you doing? Partying? Patrick: Yeah. We’re watching home movies. Me: Cool. Are you having fun? Patrick: … Who is this? Me: It’s Lindsey! Patrick: OH, HEY! Me: You having a big birthday? Patrick: Yeah, we’re watching a video from February. Me: You’re gonna come visit me in a couple of weeks, right? Patrick: Yep. Me: All right, well, sorry I couldn’t make it to…
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Dear Adobe:
I heart Photoshop. It gives me hours upon hours of pointless fun. I particularly love the clone stamp tool and the dodge and burn tools. Without you, this Sunday night would be chock full of, well, nothing. With you, this Sunday night is chock full of fun nothingness. I’ll take it.
birthdays the family
Trouble turns ten
[photo by my mom, who remarked, in an e-mail to me: “Now, isn’t this just trouble waiting to happen…!”] This is my youngest nephew, Patrick. Today is his tenth birthday. It’s hard to believe he’s hitting double digits. I remember exactly what I was wearing the day he was born. I was a freshman in high school and, naturally, obsessed with clothes. Strangely enough for someone obsessed with clothing, I was wearing a long-sleeved, tight-fitting,…
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