dreams

Too much

The other night I had a dream where I had been watching the Titans(?) play from the comfort of a suite. Except I never actually saw them play — my dream self was way too short to access the viewing window; I just know I saw the team file in and out of the locker room — and it became quickly apparent when a dozen strangers filed into the box that this was some sort…

Continue reading

television

Confidential to Richard Belzer on ‘Real Time with Bill Maher’

Shut up. Shut up shut up shut up SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUUUUUT UUUUUUUP SHUT YOUR FREAKING MOUTH HOLE YOUR STORIES ARE STUPID YOUR FACTS ARE WILDLY INACCURATE YOUR ANECDOTES ARE WORTHLESS YOUR EARS ARE PERFECTLY SHAPED LIKE SATELLITE DISHES ALL THE BETTER TO LISTEN WITH SO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET SOMEONE QUALIFIED TALK FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WHY CAN’T ACTORS EVER GET ENOUGH OF THE SOUND OF THEIR OWN STUPID VOICES

Continue reading