I work near the Gulch. And because I have the enduring misfortune of working evenings, I get from my parking lot to the interstate by coming up that street that’s on the side of Whiskey Kitchen. There is a valet stand there. I reckon it takes about 20 steps from the valet stand to the door of the restaurant. Thing is, there are places to park EVERYWHERE around Whiskey Kitchen, many of which would not…
When the weather gets like this I tend to gravitate back toward this album. While searching for this song on YouTube, I came across these insightful comments: It’s comforting to know that even though I am not on the internet very much anymore that it is still just the fucking same as always.
I came home from work Tuesday night and the neighbor’s car was in her driveway. Wednesday morning I slept until 10. Because there were no dogs outside my window, barking. Ahhhhhh.
I just saw the comment “datz ma last day of skool” on the Facebooks. I had to physically get up and walk away before I replied, “Oh yeah? What fucking horrible school would that be?” Old, old, old.
15 Horrible Firsthand Accounts From Charlie Sheen’s First Show In Detroit Click that link and behold the big orange UT jersey on the lady in the first picture. Come the fuck on, people.
Screencapped from the comments of this story. You didn’t click, did you? What if I said it was a story about a BDSM-fetish B&B in Collierville? Clickadoodledoooo! Anyway, I’m sure Hillybob looks forward to the days when news outlets will be capable of reporting on every fucking mundane thing in the world AS IT IS HAPPENING.
I’ll be at Cooper-Young Festival Saturday with my camera. Men of Memphis, if you want your picture on my widely read and highly influential blog*, please wear your finest banana hammock and come find me**. I don’t want pictures of tube tops to be the only gratuitous game in town. * this claim is in no way factual ** please do not actually do this, for the love of all that is holy and decent…
You guys, Tila Tequila has a new show on C-Span*, where she talks about history, politics, and world affairs, and gets a little wonky with legislation talk! Check out these screencaps! I’ve included the closed captioning so you can get an idea of the show’s content! Screencaps won’t do? Watch the trailer! But please do yourself a favor and turn on captioning. (HT: FourFour) *No, she doesn’t. She has a gossip blog. Which still makes…
I’ve already recounted this harrowing tale here at the BSMF blog. The only thing I wish to add is this: Is there any irony in a band that’s straight edge and vegetarian and super into PETA encouraging its crowd to beat the shit out of each other? No irony? Just dumb? Okay. Oh and one more thing. When I was recounting this story to my mom today, she was, of course, horrified (and relayed the…
Really? This again? I said it in 2006 and I’ll say it again: Mandatory pop-culture training for police and security squads. AND REPORTERS.
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