This is the best Web site ever. You can go there, answer a few questions, and get your virginity back. Go there and get yours back today! I even sent them a little message so they would understand my plight. God, I love my plight. Oh god. I hate life. I have tried remedying this by using anti-depressants, drugs, alcohol, everything. It must be that I lack my virginity that I am so unhappy with…
If I am going to allow the bookstore to rape my bank account, the least they could do is do it quickly and efficiently. This means that, during the first week of school, when the parking lot is full and there are wrecks out on the street because people are pouring into your establishment to buy books their professors insist they must have in order to pass a class they paid in excess of $300…
The weather, my friends, is sick. It’s January 3rd and it’s 65 degrees outside. It feels like it’s May or something. The plant on my balcony isn’t dying. We actually turned the air conditioner on last night when it got too balmy in the apartment. January. AC. ??? I’m beginning to accept Phil’s assessment of this as the End Times. Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m not going to drape placards around my neck and…
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