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I’m gonna buy a gun and start a war, if you can tell me something worth fighting for

By theogeo | by theogeo

I’m sitting in my pajamas, blasting Coldplay to drown out the incessant barking of my neighbor’s dog. I would never bring a big dog to an apartment complex and expect happy smiles all around. I’m sure big dogs hate the confinement, and — speaking from experience — neighbors hate barking dogs. Ferrets are perfect apartment pets. They’re silent and if you take care of them they don’t ruin carpet or rip-roar around the place and…

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I said please don’t slow me down, if I’m goin’ too fast

By theogeo | by theogeo

The ferrets are fluffy and smelling good, thanks to a quick dunk in the tub. They hate baths so much. Hee. After I dry them off, their tails poof out and they rip around the apartment, rubbing on everything in sight, trying to get dirty again. It makes them really hyper, so we always get a nice play session in, which is fun. Now they’re settling down, and I’ve just gotten out of the shower.…

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We are accidents waiting to happen

By theogeo | by theogeo

Happy new year. I won’t go on that typical diatribe about how time is just a construct and years don’t actually exist on their own. But as long as it’s an excuse to get smashed and party all night, I guess that’s good enough. I have a whole extra week before I have to place my little pug nose on that large, creaking grindstone again. I’m talking about school, kids. And work at the paper…

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