Day 207 — Swipe
[for Thursday, July 26] My cat eats paper and he would appreciate it if you would not come near him while he’s doing so. Project 365
[for Thursday, July 26] My cat eats paper and he would appreciate it if you would not come near him while he’s doing so. Project 365
[for Friday, July 20] Because you care, I thought it might be a perfect time to mention that Ms. Gassy’s gastrointestinal problems seem to have calmed a bit, and by “a bit,” I mean, “I haven’t smelled a Sally fart in DAYS now!” So that’s awesome. I can only attribute this positive development to the fact that I am now feeding the kitties the very expensive but very nutritious Science Diet dry food, which they…
I just watched Sally catch a fly — WITH ONE PAW.
• The appropriate time to poop. They seem to think it’s preferable to take turns pooping as I’m preparing my lunch and/or dinner. • How acceptable it is to knock my living room lamp off the table and punch two holes in the shade and bust the underside of the base. • The advisability of jumping up and latching on to the oscillating fan. • How much fun it is to play in the litter…
The cats have beaten the crap out of me today. After the post about sleep this morning, I managed to get back to bed for an additional hour of sleep, which we all know is kind of like subtracting three hours from your overall total, because it’s just so pointless. Being on the computer is now officially a treacherous task to undertake, since the cats apparently think that if I am sitting in the chair,…
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