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The Catsylvanians have had a birthday

Freckleface and Gingerballs turned three years old on April 20. I simply cannot let the date of their birth pass without posting this picture, which I know I have posted on this blog before as a lolcat but which still cracks me up mightily, even sans words. It’s really weird that I thought Jack was a girl back then. He grew up to be a big ol’ boy. And Sally is my little ninja. Right…

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March twenty-seventh, twenty-ten

In this, a rare moment of calm before work, I am sipping slowly on a cup of coffee and gazing out the back window in the dining room, trying to catch glimpses through bush branches of what’s going on in the back yard. Ever since I decided to battle the raccoon by only putting the feeder out while I’m at home and awake, my hungry bird population has plummeted. It makes for a quieter and…

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In which your narrator solves the case of the traveling bird feeder

Upon arriving home from work tonight, I stepped into my kitchen and, as I do most nights, flicked on the back porch light to give the back yard a good once-over for burglars and rapists (you call it paranoid, I’ll call it being extra vigilant). My eyes scanned the yard and I noticed immediately that my bird feeder was AWOL. A-motherfucking-gain! And then I looked directly below where it usually hangs, and saw THE MOST…

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Cat fancy

Last night I had a friend I hadn’t seen in a while over to watch a movie and just hang out. The cats were not content to be shy and hide. No. Jack jumped onto the counter where we were preparing food, which made me freak out because EW CAT HAIR! FOOD! So I shooed him and tried to guide him off the counter in a way that wouldn’t disturb any food, but sure enough,…

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Behold, a mewfest

Mewfest from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo. A man who mews more than a man really should + a woman naively saying aloud, “I wonder if there are any cat apps” + a mewing man’s quick app store-searching fingers + two already suspicious cats = this. If you have cats, turn the sound up because it is going to drive them BATTY.

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I have an iPhone now, and I have cats

My apologies in advance for all the mundane videos I will no doubt inflict upon you because I can. This phone has a real hard-on for YouTube, but I’m a Vimeo gal. Anyone know when a Vimeo app will be up and running? Or is there one I’ve missed?

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Blast from the past: A Thanksgiving Story

Perhaps had I had more time and motivation and small bits of turkey and construction paper, I might have made a sequel. But it’s been quite hectic around here, so let’s just revisit last year’s Thanksgiving Story. A Thanksgiving Story from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone.

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Day 312: A Disturbing Development

I was so busy actually moving that I didn’t really take any pictures of the actual move in progress. I’m so grateful to Evan and Shane and Ashley for helping me, though. There is no way in hell I could have gotten it done without them. Moving the cats to a new place has been the most hilarious and annoying thing ever. As soon as I let them out of their carriers at the new…

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