Category: I’m posting about my damn cats again

I'm posting about my damn cats again

Cat barf follow-up

By theogeo | by theogeo

I was cleaning up the remnants of cat barf when lo and behold, what do I find nestled in the upchuck? A three-inch-long piece of elastic from a pair of bathing suit bottoms, chewed and ingested by my dear sweet Gingerballs. I did not photograph said barf remnant, but instead chose to photograph what remains of the strings on the bathing suit so curious parties can compare and contrast and get an idea of just…

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I'm posting about my damn cats again

Cat math is hard

By theogeo | by theogeo

There are two food bowls within two feet of one another. One is empty. The other is full of dry kibble. You: A. Eat from the bowl that has food in it. B. Pace nervously in front of the bowls, mewling pathetically and hungrily as if you’ve not been fed in days and there’s no food to be had anywhere. C. Lick your privates absentmindedly. D. Some combination of B and C. Pencils down.

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Because it’s important that I teach my cats feminist values

By theogeo | by theogeo

Me: Sally, you’re so pretty. Sally: [unblinking stare] Me: You’re also very smart.

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I'm posting about my damn cats again project 365 (2009)

Day 227: Greetings

By theogeo | by theogeo

Every time I come home from work, Jack rises to my outstretched hand as a way of saying, “Welcome back, sucker. Now feed me.” [Project 365]

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I'm posting about my damn cats again videos

He’s special. We’re special.

By theogeo | by theogeo

I haven’t posted a video of me, groggy and unwashed in a tank top with a cat nearby, in oh let’s say THREE SECONDS so here we go! Thief from Lindsey Turner on Vimeo. I only share this so everyone will be jealous of my inappropriate relationship with my cuddly widdle wuverbutt Jack.

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