‘It stuck’

Nick: i’m working on my craigslist add
*ad
me: for NSA sexy time?
Nick: for my drinking partner to replace morgan
me: oh right
i want to read it!
Nick: http://chattanooga.craigslist.org/stp/1123115465.html
me: hahahahaha
that’s fantastic
Nick: let’s see if anyone bite
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me: god, they better
Nick: probably just fat girls
me: well you need to learn to appreciate fat chicks because they are generally very funny
Nick: yeah
i’ll settle for a fat girl
me: well how nice of you
Nick: yeah
the hot waitress at the bar says i won’t find a replacement as cute as morgan
me: well of course not
and if you do? she’s gonna haul off and get married
so…
Nick: yeah
i totally h ave a thing for the hot waitress
she’s the bestest
me: oh my
Nick: and she’s gives me the best service
she brings me my beers before i even order
if she sees me walk in the door she gets a beer ready for me
me: nice
Nick: and she keeps em coming
and she bends over to clean the table so i can see her cleavage
which is spectacular
me: oh lord
she does that for tips
and power
Nick: yeah
probably
me: because boys are fucking predictable
Nick: she really is nice though
they love us at that bar
me: everyone knows your name
Nick: well. my nickname at least
me: ?
Nick: killer
me: what
the
fuck
Nick: yeah
its been like that since like the first month here
the bouncer gave me the nickname
cause i was threatening to cut morgan’s thraot
kinda loudlike
it stuck