(Like everyone else, all we can talk about in the newsroom lately is Michael Phelps.)
Intern, just after Phelps’ win last night: I bet he’s on steroids.
Metro editor: Did you see what he eats every day*?
Intern: Steroids?
*According to Wikipedia, it’s either 6,000 or 12,000 calories a day. YOW.
Seriously, I got to hear all about what he eats at work, too. He was on the cover of yesterday’s Buffalo News. Meh.