More evidence that my mom is a comedian just waiting for her big break:
1.
“When I finally get Alzheimer’s, I’m going to get the good kind. I’ll just be laughing all the time!”
2.
“I know you can’t stand watermelon, but it’s good for you! It makes you pee. Anything that makes you pee has to be good for you.”
This reminds me of my old neighbor who says he doesn’t have Alzheimer’s but he does have Sometimer’s disease