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Me + booze x internet access = not a good scene

by theogeo

1:25 AM me: wtf happenednef?
Nick: nothing
just saying
if everything goes awful
me: you and jr are simulanaeoouslyonfsusuoud
Nick: did you im the wrong person?
me: i habe no idea; i am wasted
Nick: you kids and your drinking
i got a new nancyboy newsletter
me: fobsk off 0r 3htwhatevs
Nick: you’re too drunk to type
im saving this
me: i am too\
Nick: did you see a show?
me: no, save it. i have to log off.
Nick: bye
me: ok ye’\

7 thoughts on “Me + booze x internet access = not a good scene”

  1. This reminds me of the times I would get drunk in college and send fucked up emails to people late at night and not remember sending them the next day.. oh, wait, I still do that.

  2. @Leslie Huh. The last drunken communication I got from anyone was a girl I’d gone out with one time (the date ended badly) who called me weeks later to tell me what a horrible person I was because I wouldn’t go out with her stalker friend.

    Well, and any communication from @rakuette at any given time.

  3. @fancycwabs
    I’ll try to remember this the next time I come home faced and find the energy to stumble to my computer. One drunken extension of communication coming your way, cwabs.

  4. Drunk conversations, in person or online, are the best. I love them because I think they’re often the most honest conversations…when they’re distinguishable. BTW, I’m proud of you for using the semi-colon correctly, even if you totally fucked the rest of it.

  6. I have laughed at this until I have just about made myself sick. I also am going to start telling people to “fobsk off 0r 3htwhatevs,” but I promise to credit you.

    This is second only in amusement to me as a recent inadvertent “reply all” at The Industry to an Industry-wide e-mail bragging on the (ahem) CEO. Thank dog that reply-er has tenure, is all I can say.

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