Originally we were trying to figure out if this child is a zombie or a vampire. When his daddy holds him, he rares his head back and bobs around, mouth agape, around Daddy’s clavicle and face, trying to devour him. So, one point for zombie. And he looooves to suck. And suck and suck and suck. So, one point for vampire.
But then we thought maybe he’s got a streak of werewolf in him, because he has hairy ears and — get this — shoulders. So. A point for werewolf too.