Councilman Chuckles’ time in the political spotlight, as his supportive core bloc seemingly seemed to turn on him immediately and — in many ways — rot his political future, was short and sweet. Seizing his opportunity at the spotlight, one Congressman Cackleface — a loose cannon — has entered the pumpkinlitical sphere.
Also when I went to check on Congressman Cackleface just now, I caught the neighbor’s dog totally making out with my sprinkler. Mmm, tongue love.
I will not vote for Congressman Cackleface. Councilman Chuckles may have been rotten, but Cackleface is out of his gord.
Thanks, folks. I’ll be here all week.