Me on the computer, laughing at this (HT: Knots).
Jack, looking up at me intently.
Me, grabbing Jack and giving him a bear hug and lots of cat smooches: “Kitty, I am going to clean the shit out of your litter box!”
Jack, irritated, stares into space as I smother him with affection.
Me, babytalking:”Yes I am! Yes I am!”
Pause.
“YES WE CAN.”