I’ll be at Cooper-Young Festival Saturday with my camera. Men of Memphis, if you want your picture on my widely read and highly influential blog*, please wear your finest banana hammock and come find me**. I don’t want pictures of tube tops to be the only gratuitous game in town.
* this claim is in no way factual
** please do not actually do this, for the love of all that is holy and decent in this world
If I wear a tube top that says PAUL RYBURN IS A TROLL on it, would he take my picture? I wonder.
With a thong in my heart……. Sorry, I couldn’t resist!
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